Sound of one paw clapping?

If a Pooh bear in the woods and there's no one there... does it... growl?

Dark Pooh

I've always wondered how DARK Winnie the Pooh could be. I'd guess it's quite dark inside a honey pot. Not to mention empty, after the bear of little brain and ample tummy got his head in there.

The Queen has this little piece on his fridge magnet... (no, this is not the Alice in Wonderland blog, although she'll probably visit, by the look of things. Seeing as reality is non-linear...)

"Bother," said Pooh, and hid Piglet's corpse.

Sweet Pooh.

Well, here goes...

"Where are we going, Pooh?" asked Piglet. "Nowhere," said Pooh. And so they went.